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[wandbreaker]

This is highly problematic.

[There is the sound of a sigh]

Honestly, has anyone seen that blasted unicorn today? I would think that it would be in the City and trying to murder people, considering all the kissing that's going on today.

[This king of Narnia sounds a little tired and also a little cranky]

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[signatures]

Is that bloody thing yours?

[wandbreaker]

Technically it belongs to the zoo.

[signatures]

Nevermind the fact it's a mythical creature, why isn't it in the zoo currently? And why is it homicidal?

[wandbreaker]

Because it was released from zoo.

And likely because you're not...

Well, because you've known the touch of a woman, lets say.

I'm not judging.

[signatures]

But the unicorn is.

[wandbreaker]

So it seems.