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[wandbreaker]

I would appreciate it very much if you could answer these questions as honestly as possible (especially if you a lady). I promise I'm not judging, this is an experiment.

So the questions are:

Do you prefer gentlemen with or without nice smiles?

Do you prefer gentlemen with or without exotic-sounding accents?

Do you prefer gentlemen with or without beards?

Are there some faces that are better suited towards beards?

And finally:

Beards are terrible, all men should shave?

And do you prefer:









Or?



Blimey, my Aunt Alberta should be part of this questionaiire, sometimes she gets a bit of hair on her top lip....wait, that's Susan, not Peter.

I can't seem to take it down.

....I would like to say, right now, that I do not think Susan has a beard.

[ooc: Please please please pretend that I didn't mess up and that Peter's picture was there all along, thank you ;__;]

Comments

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Are you admitting you have a horrid personality, Edmund?

[wandbreaker]

I'm admitting that Susan has a better personality than Peter, Caspian and I do.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm afraid I can't speak for any of that. But here, I finished your questions for you:


Do you prefer gentlemen with or without nice smiles?
Well, the ones with them, I suppose. But it's all right if they only show those smiles once in a while, I should think--it makes them that much more precious to see, those few times when they do. And makes one feel that much more special for drawing it out of them, besides.

Do you prefer gentlemen with or without exotic-sounding accents?
Erk. Er...with? It, er, depends on what you call exotic, really.

Do you prefer gentlemen with or without beards?
Do you mean in my past experiences, or just in general? Most of the ones I know have generally been without, if memory serves. But Sam did get a bit, er...well, scruffy for a while, and it looked rather all right, I thought. So without, for the most part, I would say. But a bit of scruffiness is all right every once in a while, too, I should think.

Are there some faces that are better suited towards beards?
I think there are some people better suited to beards, at least. Wizards, generally, go about with beards. And so do evil viziers, come to think of it, so I suppose I'd have to say there are, yes. By virtue of occupation, if nothing else.

Beards are terrible, all men should shave?
Weren't you saying something about being unscientific?

And I prefer:
The first one of Caspian, I think. His smile is lovely, and he doesn't look positively ridiculous like some of the others I could mention.

[wandbreaker]

Evil viziers go about with beards?

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

From what I've heard, yes. The sort of short, pointed ones? That seems to be a popular style among them, I think.

[wandbreaker]

Is there a society?

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

A society of evil viziers? Goodness, I haven't the slightest idea. Why, are you interested in joining one?

[wandbreaker]

I should certainly hope not.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Good, I'm so very glad to hear it.

[wandbreaker]

Most men in Narnia wear beards.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Do they really? Is that just the fashion, then, or is there something else to it?

[wandbreaker]

Well, I'm just lazy. I think dwarves don't really have a choice...and most fauns favor them.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Oh! I forgot about dwarves. Yes, they do usually wear beards, too, don't they? Oh, and ogres do, too, come to think of it.

You wear a beard because you're lazy?

[wandbreaker]

Shaving takes a lot of energy!

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Really? How much?

[wandbreaker]

Enough that it's much easier to go without.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

What do you use all that extra energy for, then? I must admit, I'm terribly curious.

[wandbreaker]

Taming wild unicorns. And making sure Lucy doesn't get all the breakfast.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Do you really! With or without the help of magic?

[wandbreaker]

Well...

Without magic, naturally.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Mm, I can see how that would take a great deal of energy, yes. I imagine you must have to do a lot of chasing after them, since they're rather inclined to run away, aren't they?

[wandbreaker]

Well, not always.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

The one I met was. Perhaps it was just a shy unicorn, though.

[wandbreaker]

In Daventry?

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Well, in Tamir. But yes, I had to make him fall in love with me before I could even get near him.