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[wandbreaker]

I would appreciate it very much if you could answer these questions as honestly as possible (especially if you a lady). I promise I'm not judging, this is an experiment.

So the questions are:

Do you prefer gentlemen with or without nice smiles?

Do you prefer gentlemen with or without exotic-sounding accents?

Do you prefer gentlemen with or without beards?

Are there some faces that are better suited towards beards?

And finally:

Beards are terrible, all men should shave?

And do you prefer:









Or?



Blimey, my Aunt Alberta should be part of this questionaiire, sometimes she gets a bit of hair on her top lip....wait, that's Susan, not Peter.

I can't seem to take it down.

....I would like to say, right now, that I do not think Susan has a beard.

[ooc: Please please please pretend that I didn't mess up and that Peter's picture was there all along, thank you ;__;]

Comments

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

A society of evil viziers? Goodness, I haven't the slightest idea. Why, are you interested in joining one?

[wandbreaker]

I should certainly hope not.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Good, I'm so very glad to hear it.

[wandbreaker]

Most men in Narnia wear beards.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Do they really? Is that just the fashion, then, or is there something else to it?

[wandbreaker]

Well, I'm just lazy. I think dwarves don't really have a choice...and most fauns favor them.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Oh! I forgot about dwarves. Yes, they do usually wear beards, too, don't they? Oh, and ogres do, too, come to think of it.

You wear a beard because you're lazy?

[wandbreaker]

Shaving takes a lot of energy!

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Really? How much?

[wandbreaker]

Enough that it's much easier to go without.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

What do you use all that extra energy for, then? I must admit, I'm terribly curious.

[wandbreaker]

Taming wild unicorns. And making sure Lucy doesn't get all the breakfast.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Do you really! With or without the help of magic?

[wandbreaker]

Well...

Without magic, naturally.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Mm, I can see how that would take a great deal of energy, yes. I imagine you must have to do a lot of chasing after them, since they're rather inclined to run away, aren't they?

[wandbreaker]

Well, not always.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

The one I met was. Perhaps it was just a shy unicorn, though.

[wandbreaker]

In Daventry?

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Well, in Tamir. But yes, I had to make him fall in love with me before I could even get near him.

[wandbreaker]

Did you manage?

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

With a bit of help from a bow I, er, borrowed from Cupid, yes.

[wandbreaker]

He just lent it to you. Here, Rosella, have this, make sure you don't chip the varnish?

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Well...not exactly?

[wandbreaker]

Did you steal it?

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

I most certainly did not! ...Well, not really.