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[wandbreaker]

[This is a video. This is a video of man vs. cat - the cat, in this case, being black and one-eyed, much like a ninja pirate, and just as effective. Edmund places the cat outside of his room, and after waiting there for a minute, serenely cleaning his paws, the cat goes back in the room. There is a small yowl, and a minute later the cat is deposited back outside.

And then another minute passes, and the cat returns to the room at a trot. There is a yelp - human, this time - and some mild swearing, and the cat is once more put outside.

This is now personal.

The cat doesn't even wait this time to re-enter. There's a yowl, a human yelp, and a crash!, and then the cat is streaking out of the room, and Edmund follows a minute later]

....Shadow, this isn't your room to begin with.

[And he notices the network device recording]

Oh, honestly.

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[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Cat 1. Guy whose name I don't know. 0.

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[wandbreaker]

Edmund. And it's actually much higher on the cat's side of things.

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[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Xander. And sounds like a skillful cat.

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[wandbreaker]

He's under the impression that my room belongs to him.

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[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Couldn't you...coexist?

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[wandbreaker]

That would be fine if he would stop breaking things.

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[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Your cat is breaking things?

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[primrosella.livejournal.com]

That was, er, quite a crash...but everyone's all right, I hope?

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[wandbreaker]

The only fatality was a lamp.

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[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear, that must be a mess. I'm glad to hear no one was hurt, though.

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[wandbreaker]

I'm pretty sure that this is revenge for something.

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[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Well, have you stepped on his tail lately, perhaps?

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[wandbreaker]

I haven't abused him!

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[primrosella.livejournal.com]

I--no, no, of course not, I didn't mean that at all! I just--I was only thinking of reasons why a cat might want to take revenge, and--

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[crippledroyalty.livejournal.com]

Is everything all right?

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[wandbreaker]

Everything except a broken lamp.

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[crippledroyalty.livejournal.com]

Oh dear...but at least it didn't bite you.

audio ][ backdated ftloa ...and from his room probably sob

[oshutup.livejournal.com]

Who's winning?

[ ahem ]

audio ][ ahahahah

[wandbreaker]

[Is that smugness in the High King's voice? :|]

....the one with the opposable thumbs.

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[oshutup.livejournal.com]

I suppose that's a relief.

[ ......maybe...... 8] ... ]

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[wandbreaker]

I should take him to sleep with you. He'll be warmer there anyway.

audio; ALSO BACKDATED, ALSO PLACEHOLDERY

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Who is winning?

audio; I'M CROSSING CONTINENTS SO THIS TOO IS PLACEHOLDERY

[wandbreaker]

.....he only has one eye.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Yes? And? He also has a bob tail.

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[wandbreaker]

I don't even know how it's possible that he can win.

And yet.