wandbreaker: (Edmund - banished to the bench)
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All right, in honor of stories, and a certain blonde, needy young lady, and the fact that I spent a great majority of my weekend being tugged from place to place, here goes.

Once upon a time, because I'm told all great stories start that way, there was a King. This King was terribly handsome and clever, but he lacked in a great many things: ugliness, for one, but more importantly, he lacked in company. See the King wasn't one to scandalize anyone, because then his advisors (of whom there were many, and loud) would yell at him, and he wasn't keen on being yelled at by anyone.

Even Kings can't make everyone do as they're bid just to keep the peace (they call that war, Rosella, just so you know).

And so the King went into the woods one day and lo! He saw there a unicorn drinking from a fountain. Because the King was chaste (and also lonely) he could approach without getting gored (this is a feat for only the bravest of young men, unless you want to ride one, in which case I hear it says something entirely different about you) and the unicorn looked up and sai---

[There's a crash and a yelp and a mrrrrooooowhiiiiiiiiiissssss]

Date: 2011-06-21 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oshutup.livejournal.com
Do I want to know?

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Date: 2011-06-21 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oshutup.livejournal.com
Were you sitting in Shadow's spot again?

Date: 2011-06-21 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oshutup.livejournal.com
Disinfect it. He's not exactly house-bound.

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Date: 2011-06-21 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] primrosella.livejournal.com
[...Oh, Edmund, she doesn't even know where to start.]

My goodness! Are you quite all right?

Date: 2011-06-21 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] primrosella.livejournal.com
Oh, dear. Shadow scratched you?

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Date: 2011-06-21 10:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] likeboudica.livejournal.com
Are you all right, sir?

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Date: 2011-06-21 05:59 pm (UTC)
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Your cat has a sense of humor?

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Date: 2011-06-21 10:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] derse-princess.livejournal.com
Sounds like the cat wasn't enjoying the story. Not that I can blame it. If the King was anything near as conceited as you have made him out to be, he doesn't make for a particularly sympathetic protagonist.

Date: 2011-06-21 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] derse-princess.livejournal.com
Then why is his lack of ugliness even relevant?

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Date: 2011-06-21 03:22 pm (UTC)
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That one hasn't much of an ending, I don't think.

Date: 2011-06-21 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterblackbird.livejournal.com
I've some peculiar sympathy with cats, as well the City knows by now.
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Date: 2011-06-21 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com
And what does riding a unicorn say about a person?

Date: 2011-06-21 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitesvampires.livejournal.com
I suppose there has to be some perks associated with such unfortunate traits.

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Date: 2011-06-21 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 7thborn.livejournal.com
Unicorns sound incredibly like cats. Obviously I wasn't paying too much attention in my Care of Magical Creatures classes if I missed that note.

[She's giggling, but she's actually going to ask after you now, Edmund. Really. She cares.]

Are you alright?

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Date: 2011-06-22 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 7thborn.livejournal.com
Oh, no.

[Be serious, Ginny. Be serious. Breathe in, out, straight face.]

Are they fatal?

[... fail.]

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voice; sooooooob edmund

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