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I have been pushed, pulled, and I think I was at one point inappropriately touched.

And I'm rather sure I did not 'ask for it,' as one lady so adamantly insisted. But, well.

Everyone else seems excited, who am I to rain on that parade?

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I'm sure it works for you, as well.

Things usually do. That tends to be my job among my friends, making things work.

What is your job otherwise?

I guess you could say I'm kind of a diplomat.

You're not a princess, are you?

Do you have something against princesses?

No, I simply have become increasingly suspicious of young ladies who style themselves as diplomats.

Well, it sounds better than saying I get around a lot.

You could say it. I would hardly judge you.

So you won't judge me if I make a double entendre that implies I'm a prostitute, but you're suspicious of me when I say I'm a diplomat because I might be a princess.

Are you a prostitute?

No. Though one of my friends did try to trade me for a horse, once.

Did they manage?

No. Zack got me out of it.

Well. At least.

We didn't get the horse, either.

Did you need the horse?

Only to satisfy my idiot friend's ego. He got it in his head that he wanted to be a cavalier or something and wouldn't shut up until he got his stupid horse.