wandbreaker: (Edmund - Caspian said whut?)
wandbreaker ([personal profile] wandbreaker) wrote2011-02-28 05:04 pm
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I have been pushed, pulled, and I think I was at one point inappropriately touched.

And I'm rather sure I did not 'ask for it,' as one lady so adamantly insisted. But, well.

Everyone else seems excited, who am I to rain on that parade?
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wandbreaker: (Edmund - banished to the bench)

[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Only if Zack is a foreign tongue for 'Edmund'.

[identity profile] razed-hell.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry. You...look a lot like someone I know.
wandbreaker: (Edmund - is this Narnia?)

[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Remarkably, not a comment I've heard yet.

[identity profile] razed-hell.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I always did like being a trendsetter.
wandbreaker: (Edmund - browneyed)

[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure it works for you, as well.

[identity profile] razed-hell.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Things usually do. That tends to be my job among my friends, making things work.
wandbreaker: (Edmund - ohhhh)

[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
What is your job otherwise?

[identity profile] razed-hell.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
I guess you could say I'm kind of a diplomat.
wandbreaker: (Edmund - Squint)

[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
You're not a princess, are you?

[identity profile] razed-hell.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Do you have something against princesses?
wandbreaker: (Edmund - joker)

[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
No, I simply have become increasingly suspicious of young ladies who style themselves as diplomats.

[identity profile] razed-hell.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it sounds better than saying I get around a lot.
wandbreaker: (Edmund - explanations)

[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
You could say it. I would hardly judge you.

[identity profile] razed-hell.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
So you won't judge me if I make a double entendre that implies I'm a prostitute, but you're suspicious of me when I say I'm a diplomat because I might be a princess.
wandbreaker: (Edmund - let me think on that)

[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Are you a prostitute?

[identity profile] razed-hell.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
No. Though one of my friends did try to trade me for a horse, once.
wandbreaker: (Edmund - puzzled out)

[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Did they manage?

[identity profile] razed-hell.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
No. Zack got me out of it.
wandbreaker: (Edmund - uhhhhh)

[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Well. At least.

[identity profile] razed-hell.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
We didn't get the horse, either.
wandbreaker: (Edmund - my back)

[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Did you need the horse?

[identity profile] razed-hell.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Only to satisfy my idiot friend's ego. He got it in his head that he wanted to be a cavalier or something and wouldn't shut up until he got his stupid horse.
wandbreaker: (Edmund - derp derp derp for once)

[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
The horse would have probably ridden him.

[identity profile] razed-hell.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
It got in the way more than anything else. He actually wanted to haul it all the way to--

[Pause.]

Everywhere we went.
wandbreaker: (Edmund - this hat makes me look older)

[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Did you go a lot of places?

[identity profile] razed-hell.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
All over, yeah. That's what I do now, too. Professional hobo.

[identity profile] razed-hell.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Vagrant? Wanderer? I'd go with tramp, but that's a little too punny, considering our previous discussions of my theoretical vocation.
wandbreaker: (Edmund - competition is my life)

[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

Vagrant is appropriate.

[identity profile] razed-hell.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I haven't seen any of them in a long time.
wandbreaker: (Edmund - definitely pleased)

[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Time to go find them, I think.
wandbreaker: (Edmund - can we stop at Starbucks?)

[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well, saying it is the first step.

[identity profile] razed-hell.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
And the second is figuring out where I am, so I can work on where I need to go.
wandbreaker: (Edmund - greet the people)

[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
The City. But you won't be here long.

[identity profile] razed-hell.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm never anywhere for long.

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[identity profile] quillandbroom.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Girls are mad, Edmund. Even a raised eyebrow could be seen as 'asking for it.'
wandbreaker: (Edmund - banished to the bench)

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[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
I shall endeavor to keep as stern a scowl as possible.

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[identity profile] quillandbroom.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
There's a difference between keeping them at bay and scaring them, you realise.
wandbreaker: (Edmund - for srs?)

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[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
It works for Peter.

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[identity profile] quillandbroom.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Peter never scared me. And neither did you, for the record.
wandbreaker: (Edmund - competition is my life)

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[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Then clearly I'm not working hard enough.

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[identity profile] quillandbroom.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Or you could just say, "Wow, Ginny, you look great." I'll take that, too.
wandbreaker: (Edmund - books)

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[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Are you fishing for a compliment?

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[identity profile] quillandbroom.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
The older you get, the less compliments you're bound to receive.

[Have a dramatic pause, head turning ever so slightly away.]

It's just something I've got to get used to, I'm afraid. But not just yet. Not if I can help it.

[And then she grins at him.]
wandbreaker: (Edmund - puzzled out)

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[personal profile] wandbreaker 2011-03-01 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[He just raises his eyebrows]

Women, honestly.

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[identity profile] quillandbroom.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, come now, Edmund. I was only joking.

[Her grin softens to a smile.]

It really is nice to see you again.
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