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You know today all the carrots in the City seem to be on sale. It made this very easy, and also quite within a budget. But I finally got his Royal Majesty, King Caspian X, King of Narnia, Emperor of the Lone Islands, Lord of Cair Paravel, Duke of the Lantern Waste, Duke of Galma and the Seven Isles, Count of the Western March, and Lord of Telmar his rightful tribute.

It's only fitting that his majesty gets his due, after all.

[There is a crate of carrots at the Blue Light. How Edmund got them there is a mystery.]

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Or he'll have lost his appetite for them today and donate them.

~~To who, I have no idea.~~

Oh, he wouldn't do that to such a thoughtful tribute. He's a better king than that.

There's nothing wrong with donation. Someone will eat them, use them for cakes, or what-have-you.

Now Peter.

He wouldn't want to offend me.

[ dryly sarcastic of course ]

Because you would be so offended.

After choosing all those carrots?

After choosing all of those carrots.

And carting them to the Blue Light specifically for him?

Yes.

....I might be a touch miffed.

[Lie]

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