voice//action//carrots

[wandbreaker]

You know today all the carrots in the City seem to be on sale. It made this very easy, and also quite within a budget. But I finally got his Royal Majesty, King Caspian X, King of Narnia, Emperor of the Lone Islands, Lord of Cair Paravel, Duke of the Lantern Waste, Duke of Galma and the Seven Isles, Count of the Western March, and Lord of Telmar his rightful tribute.

It's only fitting that his majesty gets his due, after all.



[There is a crate of carrots at the Blue Light. How Edmund got them there is a mystery.]

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[primrosella.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Erm. Now there's a vaguely familiar voice.]

...Er. Edmund?

[wandbreaker]

Hello, Rosella.

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Hello. Er...I do hope you'll pardon my asking, but are you...feeling all right?

[wandbreaker]

Are you asking because I brought Caspian a crate of carrots I could probably sleep in?

[primrosella.livejournal.com]

Well, that and because you, er...sound different than usual, somehow.

But yes, the carrots do have quite a bit to do with it.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

You didn't have to. But thank you.

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[wandbreaker]

Oh, but you demanded tribute, and I did make fun of you yesterday.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Is this your humble apology?

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[wandbreaker]

I wouldn't be a very good king if I couldn't give you a proper apology, would I?

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Well...no. No I suppose that is true.

[Scream, Ed has verbally trapped him.]

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[oshutup.livejournal.com]

Now do you think he's going to carry it back himself?

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[wandbreaker]

Oh, I'm sure he'll find someone to help him.

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[ifyoucanholdon.livejournal.com]

One can only hope. I certainly won't be.

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[wandbreaker]

Or he'll eat them all at the Blue Light.

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[ifyoucanholdon.livejournal.com]

Or he'll have lost his appetite for them today and donate them.

To who, I have no idea.

[deadly_legacy]

[Have a girl giggling at this.]

[wandbreaker]

There's nothing funny about tribute.


[Said while smirking and in a humorous tone of voice]

[deadly_legacy]

[Also in a not quite so serious voice.] Of course not. I'm sure his highness is very appreciative.

[wandbreaker]

So appreciative that he'll insist on eating every single carrot in that crate.

By himself, naturally.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Did you miss the advisement on the medical implications of that?

[wandbreaker]

Of course not. But an order is an order.

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[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Too...many...carrots.

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[wandbreaker]

It's what he asked for.

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[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

I just mean in general. There have been way...too...many.

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[wandbreaker]

You were cursed, I take it.