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All right, so this isn't usual...this...flying, business, and it would be a lot easier if it didn't involve quite so much spitting, but I suppose everything has some kind of price.

Although I doubt most airplanes are powered by spitting.

I'm actually a bit thirsty, now.

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That would be a pathetic thing to do, wouldn't it? Better blame it on whatever it is you're really irritated at.

Yes, perhaps I should.

Are you really flying? It's a shame I haven't seen you pass overhead yet.

No, Cain. I've taken to baldface lying on the Network so you'll have ample opportunities to call me coarse. Really, it's for fun.

[This is so dry that most people would need water after]

Then I do hope you'll keep up this new hobby if the spitting doesn't amuse you any more.

No, thank you.

Very well, then.

And I will make note that name-calling is not above you. It's a very cheerful fact to know.

I didn't call you a name. I only noted that you were coarse. There's quite a difference between the two.

Tell yourself whatever makes you feel like a gentleman.

That's quite simple: I do that often.

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