wandbreaker | (no subject)

As far as I know, the only reason to go near the lake is to attempt to drown someone.

Then it's no wonder you haven't noticed.

Are you being indecent?

I most certainly am not.

....well why not?

Are you really asking why I'm not being indecent?

I'm attempting to amuse myself.

I'm not going to be indecent in a bathing suit.

You're showing your legs!

They're under the water!

What do you do when you get out?

I put on a towel.

Hasn't anyone taken your towel yet?

...No? Why would they? I imagine they all have ones of their own.

Right.

[Maybe there is, in fact, more to this lake thing]

Why, don't you have one?

I have two.

Then that's more than enough to go swimming.