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Is it depressing I'm just pleased I didn't get a short and pithy quote about how cherised and just I was in life? Honestly the things this City comes up with sometimes are horrible.

Well, actually, it would be interesting to know if I had gotten eaten by a sea-serpent or disappeared on some crazy adventure at sea.

Informative, at the very least.

And before you ask, ~~Rosella~~, no, I am not expecting to die by being eaten or on a crazy adventure. It's far more likely I'd die of boredom once we get back to Finchley.

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I'm supposing it's all part of the charming City experience.

Well, that's a cheery and sunny perspective to put on it.

Yes, well - after being stamped with the doom sign for death-by-dancing, you have to look on some bright side.

Is it very likely? I'm not sure if that's a terrible or lovely way to die.

No, don't worry. No cursed slippers to make me dance until I die for me.

I'm reassured. I'm not inclined to cut off anyone's feet.

That'd be more dangerous. Also surprising that it'd be your first reaction.

Well if they're cursed it's not likely that they'll simply come off, is it?

The sad thing is that I don't know if I would rather keep my legs or not risk dying of dancing.

Well, not that sad. It's a Solomon's baby kind of dilemma.

Either way, at least it isn't that sort of dancing.

What kind of dancing is it?

Nothing perverted in this case - in the case of what I'm guessing the curse was referring to.

I hadn't considered anything perverted until you mentioned it, you know.

You didn't? [wow, what sort of a teenager are you.]

Well I try to be a gentleman, you know.

That's surprising in this day and age. [wait - there's Alan.] Well, mostly.

I suppose that depends on your day and your age.

Last I checked, the twenty-first century.

Mine is more like the middle of the Twentieth.

Wow, really?

That would explain the gentlemanliness. Chivalry kind of dies towards the nineties...I hear.

Is that so? I'm sure it's already on it's way out where I'm from, too.

That's disappointing.

Just to make sure, though - you're from Great Britain, right?

England, yes.

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