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This is highly problematic.

[There is the sound of a sigh]

Honestly, has anyone seen that blasted unicorn today? I would think that it would be in the City and trying to murder people, considering all the kissing that's going on today.

[This king of Narnia sounds a little tired and also a little cranky]

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I think it did enough of that yesterday. Get caught up?

Not yet. I certainly hope it's asleep.

I spent most of yesterday dealing with gore holes. Me, too.

You would imagine for a creature who is supposed to represent purity it wouldn't be so quick to get blood on it's coat.

You'd assume the horn evolved for a reason. I'd like to know how the thing got out.

I don't think evolution was really a part of unicorns, you know.

I expect it depends where they're from.

Well, Narnian ones were sung into creation, so I'm assuming it came equipped with the horn.

If this was a Narnian one it could probably let us know why its pissed.

If it would let us catch up, I'm sure it would.

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