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I would appreciate it very much if you could answer these questions as honestly as possible (especially if you a lady). I promise I'm not judging, this is an experiment.

So the questions are:

Do you prefer gentlemen with or without nice smiles?

Do you prefer gentlemen with or without exotic-sounding accents?

Do you prefer gentlemen with or without beards?

Are there some faces that are better suited towards beards?

And finally:

Beards are terrible, all men should shave?

And do you prefer:

Or?

Blimey, my Aunt Alberta should be part of this questionaiire, sometimes she gets a bit of hair on her top lip....wait, that's Susan, not Peter.

I can't seem to take it down.

....I would like to say, right now, that I do not think Susan has a beard.

[ooc: Please please please pretend that I didn't mess up and that Peter's picture was there all along, thank you ;__;]

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No one ever puts very much effort into filling out these parts of surveys. You would've had more luck with multiple choice.

You're not contributing to the solution.

The solution is Caspian has a beard.

[Pause here]

Does that make you unable to think?

It makes me unable to stop laughing.

[Which is actually a nice change of pace this month.]

Why?

What do you think of it?

It's just a beard.

Which begs the question... why is there a survey about it?

If you answer it honestly, I might tell you.

If you answer me honestly, I might fill it out.

Then I'm sorry to tell you that I won't say unless it's filled out, which isn't really trouble for me, as I've already got answers from others.

Well, if you've already gotten answers from others, then it shouldn't really be a big deal if I don't fill it out, so you should be able to tell me no problem.

No, sorry.

I guess I'll just have to carry on and hope to survive.

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