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I would appreciate it very much if you could answer these questions as honestly as possible (especially if you a lady). I promise I'm not judging, this is an experiment.

So the questions are:

Do you prefer gentlemen with or without nice smiles?

Do you prefer gentlemen with or without exotic-sounding accents?

Do you prefer gentlemen with or without beards?

Are there some faces that are better suited towards beards?

And finally:

Beards are terrible, all men should shave?

And do you prefer:

Or?

Blimey, my Aunt Alberta should be part of this questionaiire, sometimes she gets a bit of hair on her top lip....wait, that's Susan, not Peter.

I can't seem to take it down.

....I would like to say, right now, that I do not think Susan has a beard.

[ooc: Please please please pretend that I didn't mess up and that Peter's picture was there all along, thank you ;__;]

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Well...not exactly?

Did you steal it?

I most certainly did not! ...Well, not really.

You stole it!

I didn't steal it!

Then how did you get it, pray tell?

I was walking past the Roman pool, and I saw him fly down and put his things down to bathe, and I hadn't seen anyone all day and I thought he might be able to help, so I went over and it startled him and he flew away without taking his bow with him.

And...then he didn't come back, so I picked it up.

Rosella.

You stole it.

I didn't! I would've given it back if he'd come back!

But still there was no permission involved! You scared him away and took it.

You make it sound as though I meant to chase him off! I only wanted to ask him for help!

He clearly saw your nose first.

He did not. And there were plenty of things I did steal that day, but that bow wasn't one of--

...Er.

Rosella, you're a terrible thief if you can't even keep quiet about what you do steal.

Honestly. I stole from an ogre, and he stole it first, so it doesn't really count as stealing, anyway.

Of course it counts as stealing.

I gave it back to its rightful owner in the end. It was returning.

Did you return the bow, as well?

...Well.

...terrible thief.

I'm not a thief! And even if I were, I wouldn't be a terrible one!

Somewhere Cupid can't do his job.

There were only two arrows left, anyway. I couldn't have hindered him that much.

True love, thwarted by Princess Rosella.

I didn't mean to! And I had to go home, anyway, and it wasn't really true love, either.