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I'd sit here and wonder what the long curse weekends mean, but I'm sure they only mean chaos, and there's no deeper meaning than that. Although I always wonder if the memories posted on the Network are meant to tell people they need to open up more.

Hopefully not.

Rosella, how do you feel about starting this week? Caspian agreed to assist in demonstration.

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I...could shoot a person if I had to. But there are some things a bow just isn't practical for.

Well...yes, you're right. Although Susan's done pretty well with her bow.

Your sister, Susan? That's right, I think I recall seeing her shoot before, actually. Er, at targets, that is.

I usually keep a knife with me, too, but then that gets to be a problem of too many things and not enough hands to use them with.

She's very good.

Well, we'll manage something for you. It's mostly for self-defense, right? You're not set on going out and seeking revenge for something, are you?

She is, very much so.

Oh, no, certainly not! I don't think I could even come up with anything to seek revenge for, honestly. I just want to have one more way of protecting myself, if it should someday come down to it.

I just have to make sure I'm not teaching you to go kill the person who ran over your cat, or something darkly dramatic like that.

Although I would have to offer, by the rules of chivalry, to go forth and procure justice, if that were the case.

Oh, no, my cat stays safely in the house, believe me. And Kanda's not around to threaten to bite off my tongue anymore, so there's no fear that I might lose my temper and want to take it out on him, either.

...Er. That is, no, I'm sure you won't be teaching me to do any of that, believe me.

I won't be teaching you to procure justice?

You won't be teaching me to procure revenge.

Well then I'm all for it.

I'm glad.

Oh, but that reminds me. Do you like brownies?

You'll find that I'm easily plied with sweets of most kinds. My sisters seem to keep that in mind whenever they need me to do something.

Oh, I have no intention of plying you, believe me. I just mean to find a delicious way of saying thank you.

Well, I accept. Heartily. Many times over.

Good! But you do have to share with Caspian, since he's helping, too.

I'll tell him it'll make his hair fall out.

Somehow, I doubt that'll work, since he's had these brownies before, and liked them very much.

Besides, wouldn't that mean they'd make your hair fall out, too?

I'm willing to sacrifice and go bald to consume delicious sweets.

That'd be such a shame, though! Your hair is very nice just the way it is.

Thank you, Rosella.

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